A loading screen where four things run off one three second clock: a counter to 100, a word cycling through five variants, an image flicking through ten frames, and that image frame sliding from the left edge to its slot in the headline. When the curtain wipes up, headline words slide in from alternating sides, and the small image frame is measured, frozen at that exact box, then grown to fill the frame, so the thumbnail becomes the page background in one move.